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Green Cherries in the Fruitcake

7 Avoidable Phrases That Make Writing Dull

I have discovered why nobody in Congress wants to compromise: incest. If you don’t want to think beyond your own closed mind, you won’t want someone else’s ideas in there mucking things up. So that makes fertile ground for incestuous ideasideas that have affairs with other closely-related ideasnarrowing one’s perspective, until all the ideas in your head are first cousins.

 

However. No matter how recalcitrant, narrow-minded, and shortsighted our congressional members choose to be, they are mere pikers compared to the crowd-surfing, Wall of Death, verbal mosh pit that is the British House of Commons. An entire eight-hour session sounds like a British accent, yelling against a din of curses, shouting, and laughter:

 

“Order..order..order..order..order..order..order..order..order..order..order..”

 

I hope when our Congress finally gives up its quest to exceed the House of Commons in the Guinness Book of Obnoxiousness, they will hug, make up, and find a way to say, “We agree.”

 

But they won’t, because even when they say it, they don’t say it. They have to poke it full of nut words, green cherry words, and little chunks of pineapple words, stretch it out, plump it up, and dust it with a few other words, like they’re baking a fruitcake. All that butter and rum just to say, “We agree.”

 

When they serve it up and fob it off, we get, “We never sought clarification about the status of coming to an agreement on the concept of,” or “We are in consonance with our colleagues on the other side of the aisle over,” or “We would also like to come to complete agreement on a resolution to this matter (but we have to appear combative, ridiculous, uncompromising, and therefore interesting, or we will never get our own TV reality show when we’re through with this gig, and why are we in this if not for that?).”

 

But they aren’t the only ones. The rest of us are just as guilty:

 

Despite the failure of the parties to arrive at a meeting of the minds on the equity concept . . . .

 

I have conducted many arbitrations where the parties’ agreement is that I must apply rules of evidence as if I were sitting as a trial judge.

 

I wanted to confirm this treatment with all of you, so we are all in agreement as to the proper tax allocations.

 

NOW, THEREFORE, it is agreed between the parties as follows:

 

We stand in agreement that this section has pertinence to any contract.

 

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Despite the failure of the parties to arrive at a meeting of the minds agree on the equity concept . . . .

 

I have conducted many arbitrations where the parties’ agreement is that I must apply rules of evidence as if I were sitting as a trial judge.

 

I wanted to confirm this treatment with all of you, so we are all in agreement as to all agree on the proper tax allocations. 

 

NOW, THEREFORE, it is agreed between the parties the parties agree as follows:

 

We stand in agreement agree that this section has pertinence to pertains to any contract.

 

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Gary Kinder

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